Introducing our humble players:
Obi-Wan Kenobi: A mysterious and powerful hermit from desert climes.
R2-D2: A loveable, beepable robot with the courage of 10 robots (plus 2).
Luke Skywalker: A whiny, yet capable, hero with delusions of grandeur.
Princess Leia: Badass hair, badass attitude.
Han Solo: Scruffy looking smuggler with a heart of gold and an itchy trigger finger.
Chewbacca: Bad hair, but a lovely singing voice.
Eddie: Slimy, reptilian pilot who has dreams of universal domination (and nightmares of tiny puppies).
Q6-Z9: R2-D2 with a bad motivator, a corrupted CPU, and an inferiority complex microchip.
Darth Vader: Evil robot mastermind (and your future overlord).
Harry Potter: The boy who lived (for now…).
Frank the Cop: There aren’t enough donuts in the galaxy to bribe this pillar of justice.