Do you believe in magic?

Harry Potter, after vanquishing He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and before marrying Ginny Weasley, spent some time traveling throughout the universe on a broom enchanted specially for him by Hermione.  Whether Harry truly just happens upon trouble or whether he looks for it, he stumbled upon an even worse foe: Darth Vader.  Knowing that he was a strong enough wizard to defeat You-Know-Who without using the Unforgivable Curses, he hardly flinched when faced with the mere robotic shell of a man that was Darth Vader.

Being a most powerful Jedi Master, however, Darth Vader read Harry Potter’s mind before Harry even knew he was thinking that he’d defeat Vader without using the Unforgivable Curses.  Before Harry knew what was happening, Vader lifted his wand right from his hand.  “Accio wand!” Harry cried, but to no avail.  Darth’s iron Jedi grip was stronger than any spell “The Boy Wizard” could conjure.

“This isn’t a challenge,” thought Darth as he read the racing thoughts that ran through Harry’s mind.  “This one won’t come to the Dark Side, and fighting him won’t even be fun.”  With that thought, Vader took his light saber and sliced Harry’s head off.

“‘Boy Who Lived’ my ass,” he mumbled as he tossed down Harry’s wand and imperial marched away.

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