During a stop at a mushroom-shaped planet for some routine maintenance, the happy-go-lucky crew of the Millennium Falcon picked up a mysterious stranger in a green hat. The stranger seemed very interested in the ways of the Jedi, so Luke grabbed his light saber to give him a first-hand look at the power of the Force.
“You’re right, Ben,” said Luke. “I still have a long way to go before I’m a true Jedi master, don’t I?”
“Patience, young Luke. Now come, let us put this unfortunate instance behind us and never speak of it again.”
“EeeeAArrggHH?!”* said Chewbacca (*translation: Hi guys! What’s going on over here?)
“WAAAAAAA!!!” said the two Jedi, and they ran away to look for a good place to hide.
“EeeeeArgHHhh?”* (translation: So…I guess no one wants to play Space Chess?)