After watching a rousing Space Super Bowl, the gang put aside their differences so they could play a friendly game of space flag football. Everyone was ready for a fun game, but no one more than Stormtrooper. Before the fun began, Captains Obi-Wan and Darth Vader played a quick game of space rock-paper-scissors to see who would get to pick first.
Obi-Wan: Admiral Akbar, your strategic acumen will be indispensable.
Admiral Akbar: It’s a trap!!
Obi-Wan: No, I assure you, we’re all perfectly safe here. All light sabers and blasters have been de-activated.
Stormtrooper: Aww, nuts. <kick> Ow!
Han Solo: Man, his face looks so weird. Like someone took a dead fish and-
Obi-Wan: No, I’m afraid not, Mr. Stormtrooper.
Stormtrooper: Yes! Stormtrooper FTW! Wait, what?
Obi-Wan: Princess Leia, please, your grit would be a perfect addition to our team.
Stormtrooper: Leia?! Oh, what? Solo, why do you always have to bring your stupid girlfriend to these things? That was my turn.
Darth Vader: What was it you said I can do with my Empire?
Stormtrooper: What? Hey, what are you talking about? That was…that was the fish face guy. I was sticking up for you, remember?
Darth Vader: Oh, my, things are really dropping off, aren’t they? Well, Eddie, I suppose your the best I can do now.
Eddie: I brought my own helmet!
Darth Vader: Yes…of course. Wonderful.
Stormtrooper: Doo do doo…just walking along behind Eddie…don’t mind me…I’ll just hang out over here…
All: Aw, crap.
Stormtrooper: Alright, we get the ball first!
Han Solo: Chewie, we can’t play with that, it’s too big.
Han Solo: No, nobody wants to play space chess! Gah, you’re the worst. Come on, let’s just go back inside and eat the rest of the pizza.
Stormtrooper: Alright, I’m awesome at space chess! I’ll kick your butt!
Stormtrooper: Aw, come on, that’s just mean. Jeez…