Do you believe in magic?

Harry Potter, after vanquishing He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and before marrying Ginny Weasley, spent some time traveling throughout the universe on a broom enchanted specially for him by Hermione.  Whether Harry truly just happens upon trouble or whether he looks for it, he stumbled upon an even worse foe: Darth Vader.  Knowing that he was a strong enough wizard to defeat You-Know-Who without using the Unforgivable Curses, he hardly flinched when faced with the mere robotic shell of a man that was Darth Vader.

Being a most powerful Jedi Master, however, Darth Vader read Harry Potter’s mind before Harry even knew he was thinking that he’d defeat Vader without using the Unforgivable Curses.  Before Harry knew what was happening, Vader lifted his wand right from his hand.  “Accio wand!” Harry cried, but to no avail.  Darth’s iron Jedi grip was stronger than any spell “The Boy Wizard” could conjure.

“This isn’t a challenge,” thought Darth as he read the racing thoughts that ran through Harry’s mind.  “This one won’t come to the Dark Side, and fighting him won’t even be fun.”  With that thought, Vader took his light saber and sliced Harry’s head off.

“‘Boy Who Lived’ my ass,” he mumbled as he tossed down Harry’s wand and imperial marched away.


Cast of Characters

Introducing our humble players:

Obi-Wan Kenobi, R2-D2, Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A mysterious and powerful hermit from desert climes.

R2-D2: A loveable, beepable robot with the courage of 10 robots (plus 2).

Luke Skywalker: A whiny, yet capable, hero with delusions of grandeur.

Princess Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca

Princess Leia: Badass hair, badass attitude.

Han Solo: Scruffy looking smuggler with a heart of gold and an itchy trigger finger.

Chewbacca: Bad hair, but a lovely singing voice.

Eddie, Q6-Z9, Darth Vader

Eddie: Slimy, reptilian pilot who has dreams of universal domination (and nightmares of tiny puppies).

Q6-Z9: R2-D2 with a bad motivator, a corrupted CPU, and an inferiority complex microchip.

Darth Vader: Evil robot mastermind (and your future overlord).

Harry Potter, Frank the Cop

Harry Potter: The boy who lived (for now…).

Frank the Cop: There aren’t enough donuts in the galaxy to bribe this pillar of justice.