Playground Fun?

Han, Leia, and Chewy were taking a much deserved break from the constant pressure of fighting the Empire, choosing to relax by playing a bit of jump rope.  Chewy was dying to show off a new jump rope rhyme he learned on Dantooine and Han and Leia were only too happy to humor him.  They were so engrossed in their fun, they didn’t notice anyone lurking nearby…

…which was unfortunate for suddenly three bruisers from the Empire showed up.  Darth, in his constant (but secret) quest to impress his daughter used the force to manipulate the jump rope they had just been using.  His evil tendencies, as always, won out over his paternal ones.  Leia and her friends remained entangled in the jump rope while Q6-Z9 and Eddie stood by, jeering and mocking.

How will the rebels ever recover from such a grievous indignity?

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Cast of Characters

Introducing our humble players:

Obi-Wan Kenobi, R2-D2, Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A mysterious and powerful hermit from desert climes.

R2-D2: A loveable, beepable robot with the courage of 10 robots (plus 2).

Luke Skywalker: A whiny, yet capable, hero with delusions of grandeur.

Princess Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca

Princess Leia: Badass hair, badass attitude.

Han Solo: Scruffy looking smuggler with a heart of gold and an itchy trigger finger.

Chewbacca: Bad hair, but a lovely singing voice.

Eddie, Q6-Z9, Darth Vader

Eddie: Slimy, reptilian pilot who has dreams of universal domination (and nightmares of tiny puppies).

Q6-Z9: R2-D2 with a bad motivator, a corrupted CPU, and an inferiority complex microchip.

Darth Vader: Evil robot mastermind (and your future overlord).

Harry Potter, Frank the Cop

Harry Potter: The boy who lived (for now…).

Frank the Cop: There aren’t enough donuts in the galaxy to bribe this pillar of justice.