Han, Leia, Chewy, and R2D2 were out exploring a new land.
“This red stuff goes on for as far as the eye can see!” exclaimed Han. “This is going to be great!”
“HUNNNGHAAAAAHH!” agreed Chewy.
“Beep beep beep boop,” repeated R2D2 as insistently as he could, but everyone was too excited to see what was out there to listen to Artoo.
…but it was too late. The little droid that could tried with all his might to get the heavy object off of his friends. It dawned on each of them as they lay squashed under the object just what those red splatters were that dotted the hostile landscape.
Shedding android tears and trailing his friends’ blood behind him, Artoo headed back to the ship. He didn’t know how he’d explain this one, but he was sure he could somehow blame the incident on Han’s swagger. If only they’d listened…